Seen in DC….

By August 20, 2005General

And, speaking of Washington DC, we were driving down 14th Street on Wednesday night, stopped at a light at G St. Glanced over to see a homeless guy on the corner with a cart and two neatly hand-lettered signs. Said the first:

“Ninjas Killed My Family. Need Money For Kung Fu Lessons”

The other?

“Need Money to Get Drunk So That 2 Women Can Take Me Home and Molest Me.”

You gotta give the guy credit. Entrepreneurship has come to the streets. It looked like he was doing a pretty good business, getting a good reaction for the folks who passed him on the street. A better mousetrap, you might say. Something tells us somebody should hire him and put him in the PR Department. John Sweeney, maybe….?